Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. As we get older, three things happen: The first is where our memory goes, and we can’t remember the other two. The brain is like The Bermuda Triangle... Information goes in, and then it's never found again.
Life does not come with instructions on how to live. They say that with age comes wisdom. Therefore, I don't have wrinkles. I have wisdom cracks. I do not have Alzheimer's. I have "SOME TIMERS." Sometimes I remember, and sometimes I don't. Sometimes I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on. I look for my phone while I’m talking on it, standing in the middle of the room, wondering what I came in here for. I put something in a safe place so I don't lose it, then freakin' forget where that safe place is ? I got it all together. But I forgot where I put it.
Brains are awesome I wish everybody had one. What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memories ! The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte, and everything crashed. When nothing goes right... goes left. I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
When I got older and opened my eyes and saw the real world, I began to laugh, and I haven't stopped since. Love is the only memory one never loses. Have a friend who can read your "face" as a "book" and ask, "what's up?" Memory is the treasure house of the mind, wherein its monuments are kept and preserved.
Age is just a number. You're not getting older, you're getting better. Don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing !